One thing he is not....

My older boy, my first son, my precious four-year-old male child is many things:
Spirited
Obsessed with his bike
Obsessed with baseball
Obsessed with his four wheeler
Terrbile to get out of bed every morning
Physically strong
Formidable
Yes, I said four wheeler
In love with bugs
Tough
Rough
Tenderhearted
Stubborn
Sweet
Filthy all the time
Sweaty, even in the winter
Bearer of perfect blue eyes
Best friends with his brother and his Daddy
Shy around strangers
Fixated on toads

But one thing he is not....

is boring.